How many times has this happened to you? Your out walking the dog and you see a bright light in the sky and its coming towards you. Next thing you know your being kicked out of the saucer on some strange planet with no idea of how to get home! Turns out they just wanted Fido, that the good news. Bad news your can’t tell the locals where you came from. Well you could if you had one of these. This little lifesaver has all the info an intergalactic traveler needs to know to get back to good ‘ol Earth.
[via Neat-o-Rama]