A few weeks ago I was listening to the radio in my car, I forget what station it was but it might have been the local National Public Radio station, and I heard someone mention ‘REHP’ and that there was going to be funding for this new program. The announcer seemed kind of upset about this so I figured that I should look into it – anything that twists the shorts of the radio nuts should be worth reading about.
Turn out I was right, RNEP stands for ‘Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator’ ( I can see why they used ‘Earth’ and not ‘Ground’ – Who wants a bomb called a ‘RNGP’? The other nations would smirk and point their fingers at us while we were not looking.) If you ask me, ‘Nuclear Earth Penetrator’ sounds like a real good brand of gopher killer or a bad guy in a low budget Japanese horror porn movie. But I digress, the device is the latest in the anti terrorism bunker busting ordinance. The idea is that a thin very pointed bomb will be dropped from an aircraft and upon impacting the ground it is supposed to dig itself down like 30 feet and then detonate it’s atomic payload. Once that is done, the bunker (hidden 1000 feet below the surface) with the bad guys de jour will be destroyed and the flyboys can go back to the base and catch up on some missed beer time.
Well, that might be nice on paper but the million cubic feet of radioactive dirt that will be thrown up as a result of the nuclear explosion is going to cause some serious issues. You can’t just go around irradiating the country side like that and not expect to piss everyone off. Thankfully, it looks like congress is not going to be funding much research into this weapon. I guess even in this day of ‘there’s a terrorist under every rock’ cooler heads still prevail. Or not. The Air Force was just given $4 million (from the energy bill!) into non-nuclear bunker busting devices. Anyone want to bet that the warhead is the same size and mass as a nuclear one? Yeah, I’d say thats even money there. The future looks dark folks… Nuclear winter dark…
Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator
What’s a “bunker buster” nuke?
Background: The Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator
