I decided to see how much money I could make on the freeway off-ramps of my town. Then I got competitive. I was gonna be the best card board sign guy ever.
Why yes, yes he is the best cardboard sign man ever. His exploits will inspire countless of others to do the exact same thing in their own communities. Men, women, even children will follow his lead and will aspire to be the best darn cardboard men in their neighborhoods!
Ya know, if it wasn’t so stinking hot here in Phoenix I’d give that a try. Maybe I can do it before work… Humm.. Now that’s an idea! I could start out at 4 AM when its still pretty cool and knock off at say 7 AM. That would give me three hours of serious panhandling before a quick shower a going to work. I have a robot costume from Halloween that is just taking up space.
He has some tips if you want to give this a try:
Walk up the off-ramps so that your right next to each car. Make eye contact. Say hello to folks. ALWAYS have a “God Bless” on your sign, but never specify which god. And, most important of all, WEAR SUNSCREEN.
Badmouth ? ? why lie? i need a drink
(Thank your Kevin for this bit of news)
funny, free money, panhandle, clever
