Busting up over Bust-Up Gum

Well, what more can you say about this? 🙂

Bust-Up attributes its powers to the slow release of dietary supplements, of which pueraria mirifica appears to be the most active. “Unlike dietary supplements taken in a pill once a day, the gum means that it is constantly bombarding your system and restoring the muscle tissue that keeps breasts healthy,” a B2Up spokeswoman said. “And it smells nice on the breath.”

The article also talks about people buying home oxygen tents. I wonder just how safe something like this would be. If the tent develops a leak and saturates the home with a larger than normal concentration on O2 there could be a serious fire hazard.

Ryoko Saito, the proprietor of Bien beauty clinic in North Tokyo, said the important message from the health fair was that oxygen is good for you. “These days, oxygen is what all our customers ask us about when they come to the clinic.”
She added: “We have a few machines that are very popular, but they are getting a little old and people want something more elaborate. Everyone can afford to be Michael Jackson now.”

Someone might want to tell her that that may not be a big selling point right now…

Bubbling over with gum that claims to make breasts bigger