This has got to be one of the stranger things I’ve seen come out of Japan in a while (maybe I don’t read enough…) The Angel Kitty online store has announced a cat maid (nekomimi) outfit that features a flexible USB keyboard that goes across the wearers chest. The press release hints at there being some science behind the idea of this. I think it’s just a way for fan boys to touch a woman in a cosplay cafe. The idea of having cute women wearing USB ‘enabled’ costume parts is not a new idea from this company. The have already released such items as a cat tail with a USB camera in it and a loin cloth with a USB storage device (with a 1 meter long cord, thank goodness!) hidden inside of the front. I know that the nonsensical nature of the press release is a byproduct of the mechanical translations, but "Key "Bust touch" not to touch will tell happiness to your the tip of a finger every one stroke." cracks me up. If you can find a woman that would let you ‘type’ on her chest like this I can think of better things to do than check email!
Please soften the pain of typing for a long time by using costume play USB keyboard for the office to say nothing of the room and the document making by the customer by all means as much as possible.
It is answered if it is asked, "Why, and does ..retreat.. , record the costume play gal on your desk and why touch the chest by both hands?"," of what "Though this is being typed with my USB keyboard now. Surroundings will hold a strong yearning and faint murderous intent in your aristocratic hobby.
Ok, that’s weird…
[via PC Watch (translated)]
Angel Kitty:Costume play USB keyboard with the housemaid clothes. (original in japanese)