A Simple How To…

Sure, you might think about how you would go about destroying the entire world, but how many people actualy think it out? Take notes kids, there will be a quiz…

Mission statement

For the purposes of what I hope to be a technically and scientifically accurate document, I will define our goal thus: by any means necessary, to render the Earth into a form in which it may no longer be considered a planet. Such forms include, but are most definitely not limited to: two or more planets; any number of smaller asteroids; a quantum singularity; a dust cloud.

(Thank goodness there is a mission statement!)

How to destroy the Earth