That’s Sgt. Monkey To You, Perp!

Sgt. Monkey

I guess these guys have never seen the movie Monkey Shines.

The Mesa SWAT team wants a monkey in its ranks.
Dressed in a Kevlar vest, video camera and two-way radio, the small monkey would be able to get into places no officer or robot could go

SWAT idea takes a swing at crime

Arizona, monkey, police, dumb