Neat-o-rama is right:
So maybe you can’t quite afford the secret volcano lair on a remote island, but you can still buy this Villain Chair by SUCK UK. Oh, wait a minute – it’s £3600! Villainy had better pay if you wanted to afford this chair!
I’m working on the secret volcano lair. As soon as the neighbors stop yelling at me for building the huge dirt mound on the roof and all the fumes from the baking soda and vinegar I’ll be ready for my chair!
[gazed upon at neat-o-rama]