Device Helps Psychic Senses?

Hyperdimensional Oscillator

Umm… yeah… Remember folks, Tesla was cool and everything – a real genius – but he also would sit with an x-ray source beaming into his head because he felt it let him think more clearly. So with that in mind, take this article with at little NaCl.

At the beginning of the 20th century, Tesla developed a device which he claimed was capable of communicating across deep space, the Teslascope. Life Technology Research International® have been granted access to documents and papers pertaining to the patent for Tesla’s original Teslascope and with the aid of our consultant electronics engineers we have been successful in creating The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ ,a microcircuit which will duplicate the effects of the original device.
The circuit is so advanced that it is actually a superconductor powered by scalar energies, the biophoton energy of the cosmos.

A few of the benifits of the Hyperdimensional Oscillator are:

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ is a tool of healing and enlightenment. It has been gifted to mankind at this time to enable us to awaken and receive the transformational energies of the cosmos.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ only allows subtle energy movement in one direction, which is positive and gives a positive spin of energy.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ also acts as a rectifier by keeping the body’s subtle energy field in perfect balance.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ corrects and filters the cosmic energies flowing into the human body to bring increased harmony and balance to the body’s electrical system.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ is specially prepared to emit cosmic resonant energy frequencies that synchronize and promote a healthy human bioenergy field.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ facilitates communication with higher dimensions including entities commonly termed ‘Extraterrestials’ or ‘ETs’.

And remember, do not taunt the Hyperdimensional Oscillator.

For some odd reason I have a feeling that $90US your getting a pill case with little or nothing in it. My reasoning is that in addition to being a genius, Tesla was a fantastic showman, a trait that these people obviously share with him.

New device helps develop human psychic senses

2 thoughts on “Device Helps Psychic Senses?”

  1. Hey, remember laying on Dr.Black’s chiro tables and seeing the little plastic boxes affixed to the flourescent lights? I think thay were there to help eliminate the ‘bad’ energy rays in the office. I remember thinking I wanted to take one apart, but would probably only find some clay-like substance and a bit of old fudgsicle….interesting what people will buy.

  2. All too well. I think the only thing they had in those was air, the real magic was in the copper plate on the outside and the price he paid for them…

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