Recharge Your Chi, Empty Your Pockets


‘Life Enery Apllifier"… I quote "Now you can create clear energetic fields in your home, work, spa and recreational environments. Release stress and increase your energy. Heighten awareness and support your creativity. Use the Environmental Energy Systems (EES) along with your spiritual practices to connect with your higher self, bringing inner harmony and accelerating personal growth. Many experience the energy generated by the EES System as being very thick, like love." Or the stuff that makes grass green.

[via Red Ferret Journal]


Aluminium foil hats are/aren’t dangerous

Tinfoil hats are bad?!?Well this isn’t good news for some people I’ve met… Some MIT students with access to loads of gear checked out the RF properties of some common aluminium foil hat configurations (Fez, Centurion, and the Classical) and discovered, much to the horror of nuts everywhere, that they can amplify frequencies used by government agencies:

The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ”radio location” (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.

It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.

 Thats right folks, the hats will let the secret beams into your head. I’m glad I don’t own any stock in Alcoa.

[via Engadget]

Aluminium foil hats are/aren’t dangerous

Ell Ell: Mystery Archive

Ell Ell Mystery Archive

I know it’s in Japanese – hey, I’m giving you a link to a translated version, what more do you want?
The ‘Ell Ell: Mystery Archive’ is chock full of weird and bizarre stuff that quite frankly I have never seen elsewhere. So far all the links have been to English sites so if you work off from the Japanese page you can still go after the good stuff by clicking on the stories with the interesting pictures.

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Translated via Google

Device Helps Psychic Senses?

Hyperdimensional Oscillator

Umm… yeah… Remember folks, Tesla was cool and everything – a real genius – but he also would sit with an x-ray source beaming into his head because he felt it let him think more clearly. So with that in mind, take this article with at little NaCl.

At the beginning of the 20th century, Tesla developed a device which he claimed was capable of communicating across deep space, the Teslascope. Life Technology Research International® have been granted access to documents and papers pertaining to the patent for Tesla’s original Teslascope and with the aid of our consultant electronics engineers we have been successful in creating The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ ,a microcircuit which will duplicate the effects of the original device.
The circuit is so advanced that it is actually a superconductor powered by scalar energies, the biophoton energy of the cosmos.

A few of the benifits of the Hyperdimensional Oscillator are:

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ is a tool of healing and enlightenment. It has been gifted to mankind at this time to enable us to awaken and receive the transformational energies of the cosmos.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ only allows subtle energy movement in one direction, which is positive and gives a positive spin of energy.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ also acts as a rectifier by keeping the body’s subtle energy field in perfect balance.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ corrects and filters the cosmic energies flowing into the human body to bring increased harmony and balance to the body’s electrical system.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ is specially prepared to emit cosmic resonant energy frequencies that synchronize and promote a healthy human bioenergy field.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ facilitates communication with higher dimensions including entities commonly termed ‘Extraterrestials’ or ‘ETs’.

And remember, do not taunt the Hyperdimensional Oscillator.

For some odd reason I have a feeling that $90US your getting a pill case with little or nothing in it. My reasoning is that in addition to being a genius, Tesla was a fantastic showman, a trait that these people obviously share with him.

New device helps develop human psychic senses